Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen
Your favorite duo has officially entered the chat! Sana & Amna are basically just here to gossip like we're in the girls' bathroom at 2 AM. Nothing is off the table, we're confessing it ALL...so it's time to spill!
Stay tuned, stay pressed, and a little delulu.
XOXO,
Your hosts
"If it's ever that serious, it's never that serious" - Sana, 2025
"Who let us do this???" - Amna, 2025
Episodes
69 episodes
EP 69: Beliebe It Baby
Coachella recap ✨🎡🌴Weekend 2?? ELITE 🔥 We were ALL Billie Eilish and honestly…the FOMO was borderline disrespectful 😩 Like how are we supposed to function after witnessing peak music from our couches?? Also Rhod...
EP 68: 2 NEW MOMS?!
This is our BIGGEST episode yet… because the secret is finally OUT 🤭🍼✨ BABY, the cat’s out the bag — we’re having a BABY!!! 👶🏽🎉In this episode, we’re spilling EVERYTHING 😭💬 — how we found out 👀, what those first moments felt like 🥹❤️, an...
EP 67: Our First Vlog- Eid Mela Edition
This week, we’re switching things up — no studio, no mics… just vibes 🎥✨ our first-ever vlog!!Come spend the weekend with us as we get ready (GRWM style) and spill everything — from Eid chaos to concerts, and what it was rea...
EP 66: Eid Mela Madness & Michael B. in a Black kurta
This week, we’re diving headfirst into all things Eid chaos – from hunting down the perfect Eid outfits 👗✨ (designer or street-mela style 🛍️), to the absolute wildest things we’ve witnessed at Eid melas 🤯. We ask the ...
EP 65: Ramadan Blues, Bollywood Villians & Men Love “Sports”
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we start with the obvious: the world is…not great 🌍🔥. Between political chaos, economic dread, and the general vibe of “are we living in the bad timeline?”, we’re asking why astrologers —...
EP 64: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DRAMA QUEENS💋✨
HOW HAS IT ALREADY BEEN A YEAR?! 🤯🥹✨This episode is a love letter to YOU GUYS 💌 and if there’s one thing we know how to do — it’s debrief so yes, we are DEBRIEFING what a year it’s been! We’re celebrating 12 months of gro...
EP 63: Eid Shopping Olympics, Wuthering Heights & Low Maintenance V-days
This week we survived (and somehow thrived in) the absolute madness of the PKDL Eid pop-up - aka the Olympics of Desi shopping. If you've never seen aunties politely-but-not-so-politely elbowing for chiffon, you haven't lived. It was chaotic. I...
EP 62: Growing Up, Grammy’s & The FYP From Hell
It’s Aquarius seasonnnnnn and basically a national holiday (Amna’s birthday) — we’re here to break you out of the winter blues. Turning 32 has us feeling grown-grown ✨ so we’re talking authority — what it actually means 👀, who has it, and why b...
EP 61: Posh MIL’s, Reality TV Therapy & Glam for the Gods
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen 🎙️💅✨ we truly tried to avoid talking about the weather… but babe, it’s a HARD ask 🌧️😩. Starting with MILS, Victoria Beckham (aka the original blueprint of chic 🖤👠), the...
EP 60:New year, juicier drama: cheating scandals, Golden Globes, OnlyFans in the wild
We’re officially back in studio for the first time in 2026 and back on our bull shiiiii! 😈 This week we unpack the very specific tisms we have with numbers (because math has vibes), why cheaters will truly never be ...
EP 59: SHE'S BACK 2026!
We’re baAAaaAcck! Finally home (to you guys)and mentally gearing up to take on 20206 (yes, already exhausted)🥲Amna has FINALLY moved, the holiday trenches are behind us-ishand we’re doing our best to re-enter society🙂↔️
EP 57: 50 cent vs The Diddler, Furries & Flagrant Takes
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we dive straight into the madness — with 50 acting like the modern-day Batman, lurking in the shadows and serving petty justice one documentary at a time. We break down the jurors, Hollywood...
EP 56: Masala Charga Chicken to Buttermilk Brined Turkey Pipeline
We’re diving into Desi Thanksgiving: who are the “founding fathers” in every brown household who decided chicken charga or turkey was the move? We unpack how our own Thanksgiving traditions started, how they’ve evolved as we’ve gotten older (an...
EP 55: Friendship in your 30s, Fair & Lovely, and Face Masks for Toddlers?
In this week’s episode of Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re diving into the kind of girlhood chaos that keeps our group chats alive. We get real about the importance of female friendships and why yo...
EP 54: The Monday-est Monday Ever
It’s the Monday-est Monday ever, and your favorite drama queens are coming to you straight from the couch 🛋️ You know what that means? THEO IS BACK!After weeks of chaos (and a double episode!), we’re slowing down, getting cozy, and catch...
EP 53: The Louvre Heist (Halloween Surprise!)🎃
We’re back with a surprise Halloween drop — dressed for the Louvre Heist, because honestly, the only crime worth committing is a non-violent, high-fashion one. The costumes gave us a pep in our step and set the tone for one of our most chaotic ...
EP 52: Married in Manhattan
🗽This week, we’re in New York City— fully cosplaying life as a true married couple with our 23-year-old “daughter” who’s in fashion school (don’t ask, just go with it). In reality, we’re sharing a room with her three roommates and an air mattre...
EP 51: Scary Tales of: Jinns, Bollywood’s Flop Era, & Boy Bdays
It’s spooky season, which means every brown girl’s #1 admirer is—wait for it—a jinn. Because if you didn’t grow up being warned that one’s going to fall in love with you non-consensually, what was your childhood even? 👀 <...
EP 50: Daydreams & Doors Off Hinges (like our parents)
This week we confess how maladaptive daydreaming basically turned us into unpaid directors of imaginary music videos, rom-coms, and Oscar-worthy scenarios in our heads and we’re just waiting or someone to produce this with us (obviously we have...
EP 49: UNHINGED Aunty Comebacks, Periods in Pakistan, Bamboozled by AI
Welcomeee BACK to another episode of Confessions! We are back in one of our happy places, the STUDIOOOOO! Come join us for some nonstop giggling and gargling as we talk about a mile a minute about everything this week. We are sharing your unhin...
EP 48: Confessions of Shopaholics, The Girlfriend, PDA with Desi In Laws?
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re taking you on our full-blown shopping spree journey (sadly, we couldn't go with all of you drama queens). 🛍️ Nothing cures a bad mood like hitting the mall with your bestie—especial...
EP 47: Pop Is Our Culture, Corporate Confessions, Catfish Jail Time
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re back with the hottest takes and messiest confessions. From the chaos of Cardi B vs. “literally who is she??” - the trial chronicles we needed to survive the rest of this year because this is...
EP 46: Desi Girl Clothing Saga, Bollywood Love Scenes, House Reno Scaries
Strap in Drama Queens, this week's episode is a rollercoaster ride of topics (and not the kid friendly kind - the twisty turny upside down stomach drop kind). This week we're here to remind you that NOTHING MATTERS AND THERE IS NO POINT (kiddin...
EP 45: GI Jamila in Hawaii, 2000's Skinny & F*ck You Money
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, Sana tells us all about her wild Hawaiin adventure where she turned into a full-blown thrill seeker, to unpacking the toxic 2000s “skinny” mindset we grew up with. Is there such thing as too much ...